The Trumplicated Times
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WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking administrative decree, federal officials today announced that American adults aged 18 to 29 have officially reached the national cap for caring about political gridlock, candidate debates, and press secretary briefings.
'We conducted rigorous stress testing and found that by 9:15 AM on any given Tuesday, the average young citizen has ingested four crisis notifications, two existential climate warnings, and three municipal tax hikes,' explained Chief Morale Inspector Arthur Pendelton.
'Asking them to also maintain faith in congressional committee reform by 2:00 PM is a violation of basic human stamina guidelines. Effective immediately, young voters are permitted to substitute all civic optimism with silent, knowing smirks while drinking overpriced matcha.'
When absurdity reaches peak saturation, humor becomes a survival mechanism—but satire is the entryway to real data, not its substitute.